28 Hilarious Gag Gifts for the 70-Year-Old Man in Your Life

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  1. Nose-Shaped Eyeglass Holder - Add a quirky touch to your 70-year-old man's home decor with this hand-carved wooden eyeglass holder shaped like a nose.
  2. Selfie Surprise Wooden Box - Watch as your 70-year-old man opens this wooden box, only to be surprised by a selfie of you inside!
  3. Reversible Octopus Plushie - This adorable plush toy features a reversible design, allowing your 70-year-old man to express his mood with a simple flip.
  4. Engraved Men's Wallet - Personalize a leather wallet for your 70-year-old man with a heartfelt message, making it a cherished and practical gift.
  5. Toilet Golf Putter Game - Help your 70-year-old man practice his golf skills while sitting on the toilet with this hilarious mini putting green set.
  6. Fun Bacon Egg Socks - These funky socks with a bacon and egg design will add a touch of humor to your 70-year-old man's wardrobe.
  7. Denture Shaped Ice Tray Mold - Bring a smile to your 70-year-old man's face with this denture-shaped ice tray, perfect for adding a touch of fun to drinks.
  8. "How to Be Perfect" Book - This book provides amusing and thought-provoking answers to a range of moral questions, making it a unique and entertaining gift for your 70-year-old man.
  9. Potato Chip Snake Prank Toy - Give your 70-year-old man a good scare with this hilarious potato chip can that springs out a realistic-looking snake.
  10. Memory Mints Gag Tin - This novelty gag gift tin contains extra strong mints, perfect for those "senior moments" your 70-year-old man might experience.
  11. Waiter Wager Dice Game - Spice up game night with this hilarious dice game where players roll for their tip. Perfect for a fun and entertaining evening.
  12. Toilet Phone Caddy Gag Gift - Keep your phone within reach while on the throne with this hilarious and functional toilet phone caddy.
  13. Indoor Snow Fight Ball Set - Bring the fun of a snowball fight indoors with this soft and realistic snowball set, perfect for winter games and family fun.
  14. Instant Underpants - Need a laugh? Just add water to these instant underpants and watch them expand into a hilarious and practical gag gift.
  15. Engraved Pocket Watch - A timeless gift for any occasion, this personalized pocket watch adds a touch of elegance and sentimentality.
  16. Magnetic Bottle Opener - Never lose your bottle opener again with this handy magnetic bottle opener that sticks to your fridge or any metal surface.
  17. Twisted Funny Drawing Game - Put your artistic skills to the test with this adult party game that adds a hilarious and twisted twist to the classic drawing game.
  18. "Crafting with Cat Hair" Book - For the cat lover with a sense of humor, this book provides quirky and creative crafting ideas using cat hair.
  19. Christmas Coal Poop Emoji Gift Tags - Add a touch of humor to your gift-giving with these funny and festive coal poop emoji gift tags.
  20. Dollar Bills Fitted Sheet - Give the gift of a good laugh with this unique fitted sheet featuring a realistic dollar bill design.
  21. Neon Asymmetric Glasses - Add a touch of fun and quirkiness to any party or event with these neon pink and green asymmetric glasses.
  22. Emergency Underpants Gag Gift - A hilarious and practical gag gift for a 70-year-old man, these emergency underpants come in a compact tin container.
  23. Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man - Make any event or celebration more lively and entertaining with this inflatable arm flailing tube man attachment.
  24. Retro Bluetooth Record Player - Bring back the nostalgia of vinyl records with this vintage-inspired record player that also functions as a Bluetooth speaker.
  25. Yodeling Pickle Toy - A whimsical and amusing gift, this yodeling pickle toy is sure to bring a smile to the face of any 70-year-old man.
  26. Shocktato Party Game - Take the classic game of hot potato to a shocking new level with this hilarious and electrifying party game.
  27. Steve Madden Black Watch - A sleek and stylish black watch with a Japanese quartz movement, perfect for the fashion-forward 70-year-old man.
  28. Baby Yoda Chia Pet - Combine the cuteness of Baby Yoda with the fun of growing your own plant with this adorable and unique Chia Pet.