13 Hilarious 70th Birthday Gifts for Him

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  1. Retirement Mug - Give the gift of humor with this ceramic coffee mug featuring a funny office humor design perfect for retirees.
  2. Bunco Game - Gather friends and family for a hilarious dice game that is sure to bring lots of laughter and friendly competition.
  3. Wine Condoms Bottle Stopper - Keep your wine fresh and sealed with these novelty rubber bottle stoppers that are both functional and amusing.
  4. Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer - Keep unwanted hair in check with this handy and compact trimmer that ensures a clean and groomed look.
  5. Kids' Food Face Dinner Plate - Add some fun to mealtime with this ceramic dinner plate featuring a playful food face design.
  6. Raining Men Umbrella - Stay dry in style with this clear bubble dome umbrella featuring a fun raining men design.
  7. 70th Birthday Sash and Tiara Set - Make the birthday girl feel like a queen with this glitter sash and rhinestone tiara, perfect for milestone celebrations.
  8. Cable Chompers iPhone Accessory - Protect your iPhone charging cable from wear and tear with these adorable cable biters in the shape of a cat.
  9. Memory Mints Candy Tin - Add a touch of humor to their 70th birthday with these memory mints, a playful reminder of senior moments.
  10. Sock Aid with Foam Handles - Help your loved one easily put on socks with this handy sock aid featuring foam handles for a comfortable grip.
  11. Golf Mug - Combine two passions with this golf-themed mug that features a built-in putter cup, perfect for a fun and functional gift.
  12. 70th Birthday Coffee Mug - Celebrate their milestone birthday with this 11oz coffee mug that proudly declares their awesomeness as a 70-year-old.
  13. Hair Nutrition Pack - Treat your loved one's hair to some TLC with this nourishing hair pack that helps restore moisture and shine.